What child would DARE steal from Santa???
What child would DARE steal from the giver-of-gifts, the keeper-of-lists?
What child would DARE think she could outsmart the Ole St. Nick and all of his elves?
We didn't have cookies, so we left cupcakes.
And apples for the reindeer.
My daughter put each cupcake on the special plate that we left on the table. She arranged the apples just as she saw fit.
And low and behold ....
when nobody was looking, and she was supposed to be asleep, she sneaked over to that plate ...
And ate all the frosting off of those cupcakes!!!!
As if Santa wouldn't think he was getting robbed.
As if he wouldn't wonder who stole his frosting.
If she can steal from Santa at the age of five, what in the world am I in for as her mother?
Happy New Year, everyone.